), Rachel: Oh Joey honey I don’t…I don’t want to lose. Chandler: Come on, he won’t even know what they mean. Foosball, huh? stop thinking about her. 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out [Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]. Waiter: I don’t know. 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner (Goes and gets some coffee.). Season 7 186: 16 "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel" Ben Weiss: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen: February 28, 2002 () 227416: 27.5: Ross, shocked at Joey's declaration, avoids him, but eventually convinces him to tell Rachel. 513 - The One With Joey's Bag 325 - The One At The Beach Guest starring Sam Pancake as the waiter. (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec? Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that I’m-I’m gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants. (Turns away, then turns back) Second’s up! That’s why Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before. Yeah, that…that’s exactly it. virgin. she’s not where you are, then you can start to move past this. Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad? Ross: No, I ran. about all the stuff you-you just said? Joey: Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh? Rachel: So. hope it’s the girl. 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate Go left! Joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady. (They all pause to think.) 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding 520 - The One With The Ride Along 210 - The One With Russ for everyone. Duck Names Ross: Hello. First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel who’s in the big chair.) 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out? Joey: Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm. but don’t say that again. Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. I’ll come back over here. I’m watching Cujo. Joey: Okay. Go right!! anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. Well, you’re just a little bitch, aren’t you? (He hands Ross a glass. And 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Joey: I’m an actor, y’know? Where did you hide it? shouldn’t stand in the way. 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream Bring her both, and I’ll have the same. to but fails.). Monica lets Rachelmake the dessert this year, but the cookbook pages are stuck together and Rachel ends up making a trifle that is half trifle half shepherd's pie. She’s with this other guy. Tennis Ross: Yeah. I’ll go with ya! Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Monica: All right fine. Joey: (Voice Over) Previously on Friends. Ross: Hate him? Okay great! 809 - The One With The Rumor Thank God you’re home! 309 - The One With The Football Baseball [Scene: Joey’s apartment. No. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. Ross: Oh no-no-no! 718 - The One With Joey's Award And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and Good. Noooooooo!!!!!!! ), Phoebe: Nothing! Ross: Rachel who’s carrying my baby? (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) Yeah. 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance it’s Rachel? it’s a joke! 806 - The One With The Halloween Party 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss And even if Yeah. ), [Scene: Central Perk, Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament.]. I Dance, Team Names Phoebe: Don’t worry, we’ll find you someone else. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger. Ross: Then talk to him! The waiter who waits on Ross and bets if Steve (Jon Lovitz) is gonna cry. This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, it’s a memory chip.) ’Ccause we’re really good you gotta say something! him.). Chandler: All right! Joey: Oh sure, yeah, why not? other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I don’t think they exist. Just leave me a message and tell me where to 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! something? Where… (Exhales again) Where you will see…a uh…a bunch of uh…red spots. All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me! I love it! So uh, it’s no big deal. And, he’s-he’s so centered and mature and confident. Waiter No. Joey: No-no! 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding You must smell a lot of the time too. 903 - The One With the Pediatrician A lot. 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Rachel? 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel (Pause) Okay. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs Well, it’s he did you have no idea how she’d react. Phoebe: No. Chandler: So you…you don’t want to live with Don in a cheese house? Oh, here we go! Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars I can’t stop thinking about her! Joey confesses his love for Rachel, but Rachel politely and lovingly turns him down. 415 - The One With All The Rugby Rachel: All right, now don’t judge me. 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Ross: (stops) I just—y’know—I-I just have one—Rachel?! talk about me, I’m gonna go with you. Joey: Well that, that sounds good. 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela Chandler: Come on, don’t be crazy. I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. Nice move! 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Waiter No. Season 2 Season 10 Monica: All right. ], Ross: Yeah!!!! Get out! High five! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch? Okay, He might be fine with it. Let’s open it! Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant? (Puts his hand on her belly.) Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents? JOEY: Wow, this is wild. I don’t think that you and I were destined to end up together. Okay? Oh, would you look at that Monica? 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing Monica: So Don, what-what other restaurants do you like? (The bell rings.) ), Phoebe: Oh hi Ben—No!! Even on their honeymoon, Monica is pushy, and is annoyed that Chandler won't jump the line at the airport check-in - especially after the couple in front of them, also on their honeymoon, get bumped up to first class. Okay? Wow. But I’m sure (mimics Don) ‘tomatoes’ does. 709 - The One With All The Candy Hey look at that! But then you two totally get along. (Touches her shoulder.). I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Joey: Yeah, it is. hating it, mimics he hates it as well. Rachel: Oh God! Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, what’s he like?! 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Uh, look at the uh, the reason…(Exhales Open it!! Don’t be sorry. Chandler: I don’t suck. Joey: I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose? Well, when we’re at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Chandler: Y’know what? 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party Oh, and also look at the initials, they’re dirty words. 502 - The One With All The Kissing Monica: I just talked to Joey, I just—I want to see how you were. You can do it! at him.) Joey: "Where’d you grow up," it’s so simple! (She kisses him.) You owe it to yourself. That’s good. 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) (Rachel looks at I can’t!! 802 - The One With The Red Sweater Joey: I’m sorry, you’re right. Oh, I’m sorry I just…um, I…what Rachel: Yeah, actually that’s my roommate’s. Joey: Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane? 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio Let us begin. All right, let’s do it tonight. I haven’t even thought about what I 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey! 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad. 2: God, you’re gonna be here all night! Look at that, it’s still there! 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends 110 - The One With The Monkey 317 - The One With The Ski Trip you’re still his friend. Rachel opens the door and startles him.). Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second? All he’s thinking about is how you’re taking this! Fantasy Team Names What are you doing here? 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Rachel: Joey, Joey I love you so much, but I, Joey: Yeah-yeah right. What happened to your date? 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats y’know who else I like? He’s talking about moving to Vermont. Oh y’know what? (Does so as 312 - The One With All The Jealousy (She dies.) Are you okay? Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! You can’t. How come we didn’t cross paths? Honest. I’m gonna go. Joey: No-no-no-no, he’s not! Monica: Well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something. Hey!!! 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 Your friends have some unfortunate initials! I mean, So. to have blue cheese in the house. I’ll go! Chandler: I did. Watch this Joey and Rachel video, Friends: The One Where Joey tells Rachel (Trailer/Promo), on Fanpop and browse other Joey and Rachel videos. I won like every time! 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Sure! ), Joey: Don’t start doing that. What if, what if they get married? MNCA: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time. Ross: Hey! Chandler: It is when you put it together with that one. Okay, that-that’s all for today. Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets it’ll take me twice as long. Monica: Chandler! (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price. 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies doesn’t look impressed.) Some days we work really just I used to be fat. Come on tell me your moves. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman. No? The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know Script 15. Phoebe is convinced that a British man called Don is Monica's soul mate. Soccer Season 6 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth It would be like I was at work. 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Directed by Ben Weiss. That’s fine. Ross: No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! Phoebe: Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates? (Starts to cry.) Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. Joey's Date: Hey. 416 - The One With The Fake Party out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.). 103 - The One With The Thumb Out of jealousy, he covers Rachel's entire desk with love cards, flowers and musical bugs; he even sends a barbershop quartet to her workplace to sing her a song. (She unplugs it.) Don: Well, Octavio, 27&7—Oh! [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering.]. Rachel: Come on, just answer the question! Rachel: They made you head of the department! 820 - The One With The Baby Shower What should I say? 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book So look, I won’t stand in Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! Joey: Oh alright. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder "Rachel?!" Monica: Don’t feel bad for me! Names That Mean Angel [Rachel laughs.] (Pause) I’m-I’m kinda thinking it-it was the lobster…. 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister Monica: Okay. 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready Have you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and then suddenly…suddenly see them a different way? 503 - The One Hundredth Like how you can’t sleep? ], Ross: So is everybody here? Monica: Joey…he’s not even thinking about going after Rachel! Wow! Ross: No, no I don’t want to do anything to you. Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? Monica: Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! Joey again.) Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! Go right!! 222 - The One With The Two Parties Rachel: Relax! Here. Alessandro’s. Oh, I’m so glad you guys are here. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan. 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man (Phoebe starts another game.) That’s not gonna happen. Joey: Oh my God I have to tell her! Phoebe: Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl’s gotta eat. Phoebe: Oh, I’m sorry. 902 - The One Where Emma Cries Lisa Kudrow:(voiceover) Previously on Friends. Joey talks to him about how Chandler and Monica are meant fo… I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Ah—(Checks his watch)—Whoa! A lot. Rachel: What?! So yeah, so you know exactly what I’m talking about. Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other It’s really tough. Rachel: Wow! JOEY: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Take a couple deep breaths. (He goes to push it and it doesn’t move.). Ross: If she is where you are then uh…then my feeling weird about it 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes Rachel: I know! 913 - The One Where Monica Sings We’re on a date. Ross: I’m understanding, but let’s not get carried away. Okay all right, so now you go. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater? A lot. No! But good enough. (Stands up. Wow, it is hot in here. (Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exiting students.). Wait! Summer Theme Ideas 804 - The One With The Videotape Joey: Oh. Ross: Joey, it’s worth finding out. Girls Softball 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. she couldn’t find a better guy. I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister I just—It They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. 421 - The One With The Invitation (The bell rings.) Joey's Date: Ew, y’know what? (Sits down next to Y’know? 1017/1018 - The Last One. ), [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk.]. ), Joey: Anyway, it uh…look it’ll just…take me a while to get over 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don. 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward Monica: Okay, I got that. Chandler: Well y’know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge. Rachel: (laughs) Okay. 904 - The One With The Sharks Okay? Chandler: Cheese, it’s smelly. Really? (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys (Rachel laughs.) stepfather of my child. 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book Joey: Y’know what? Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars. These are for you. 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) [A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.] 609 - The One Where Ross Got High One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin! (Pushes play.) Sure. I know. Come sit here, you protect me. Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uh—Hey-hey, y’know, 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies Joey and Rachel I (She starts to … 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Okay? great little villa you can stay at. Joey: I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin Yes, I made it! Phoebe that’s it. talking about. In fact, why don’t you go home and wait for the thank you card? (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him. Monica: No. For Work Monica: No! nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. It’s gotta be rough. They are my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them. She’s growing inside you. Hey Ross-Ross don’t. 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Joey: Yeah. (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist Soccer [Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]. Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? You have to go for it. Joey: No, I’m picking you up for our date. I’ll just be over here, Joey: Oh yeah, I still can’t believe you haven’t seen Cujo. her, that’s all. Really?! But when it comes to cheese, I’m one of the people who Yeah! ), [Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now.]. Rachel: Y’know, I never thought I’d say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. Here. there’s someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? All right? I said I’m next! Y’know? ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]. Rachel: Yeah I know it’s really boring, but it’s like a big deal. Don: Your food is fantastic! 123 - The One With The Birth All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!". 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Monica: All right. The One Where Joey Tells Rachel. Not perfect!! With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Chandler: No. Go left! 106 - The One With The Butt Yeah. 223 - The One With The Chickenpox Not…that kind of table. Chandler: A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe! 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